The children of vegas gold

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

chapstyk:

Bae caught me slippin

chapstyk:

Bae caught me slippin

fandomwasteland:

timeywimeyslytherin:

no but imagine

Harry Potter as a tv show

sort of like Game of Thrones

where each season is a book

and each episode is a chapter

everything could be fleshed out

we would have everyone’s back story

and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material

No but i want this so bad its not a joke

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

e-zekiel:

best puns I’ve seen in a long time on Imagine Dragons’ Bleeding Out

e-zekiel:

best puns I’ve seen in a long time on Imagine Dragons’ Bleeding Out

aubreygram:

when u get in the shower without taking off your eye makeup and come out looking like anze kopitar :////

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE