Keira Knightley talks about Pirates of the Caribbean and her boobs.
This is important
i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again.
eventually people are falling into a pool of skeletons if you gotta lotta trespassers
at least they won’t be bone dryCAN WE JUST HAVE ONE COOL POSTONE
my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years
Too high for this shit
Not even high and this shit is bananas
WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU
AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
JOKES ON ME
looking at a test paper you haven’t studied for like..
*takes a deep breath* I will not let this fictional character ruin me
failed step one
Yeah, I failed big time
when you have a crush and they touch you by accident or even just talk to you and you want to explode
The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
BLOOD ORANGE OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
i cRY THIS IS AMAZING
HE DIDNT EVEN DELIVER THE PUNCHLINE AND ITS THE GREATEST PUN IVE EVER SEEN