How to know which boy you like:
1. Get very drunk
2. You will cry about the boy you like
My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
Bae caught me slippin
no but imagine
Harry Potter as a tv show
sort of like Game of Thrones
where each season is a book
and each episode is a chapter
everything could be fleshed out
we would have everyone’s back story
and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material
No but i want this so bad its not a joke
Quick and simple lifehacks.
best puns I’ve seen in a long time on Imagine Dragons’ Bleeding Out
when u get in the shower without taking off your eye makeup and come out looking like anze kopitar :////
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE