my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.
I never leave.
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3
yea well i wanna see a tity
i’m probably the best at losing friends
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*
"What does your son look like?"
Somebody needs to give that guy an award
He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.
The skeleton war was not kind