The children of vegas gold

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago


This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans

This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans

luckyjak:

Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I never leave.

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

serenadestrong:

scratchedformissingbreakfast:

Tyler Seguin’s newest photoshoot

This is just not ok

unclefather:

dekutree:

the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity 

judgeable:

i’m probably the best at losing friends

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

deadgirlshoes:

*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*

"What does your son look like?"

"Good question"

fragile-fallen-angel:

ya-boi-strider:

Somebody needs to give that guy an award

He just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.

imapython:

hi:

I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away

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krisperson:

The skeleton war was not kind

krisperson:

The skeleton war was not kind